It was a peaceful day in the woods. Suddenly, Bunny screetched,
"EW! SOMEBODY TOOTED!"
"Again?" Moaned Buck.
"It wasn't me." Grunted Papa Bear.
"That's disgusting!" said Mama Bear. "Don't you see there is a CHILD here?"
Baby Bear cracked up, rolling on the ground, laughing so heard there were tears.
Suddenly, Skunk wandered in munching on a stick of blueberries.
"IT WAS SKUNK!!" Screamed Squirrel.
"Get him!!" Tortise said.
Skunk soon realized everyone was staring at him, grimacing. Of course nobody wanted to grab him. He's Skunk! Skunk is the master of scents. He can smell cookies baking from a mile away, and he can...Well.......er.......Make scents of his own, if you know what I mean.
"Whaaaaat???" Said Skunk.
Still nothing but faces.
"I didn't do anything! You guys always think I'm the smelly ew guy, but you're all wrong!"
Nobody really knew what he meant by that, but what REALLY nobody knew was who tooted in the first place.